The United States of America is in serious discussions with A NEW, AND MORE
REASONABLE, REGIME to end our Military Operations in Iran. Great progress has
been made but, if for any reason a deal is not shortly reached, which it
probably will be, and if the Hormuz Strait is not immediately “Open for
Business,” we will conclude our lovely “stay” in Iran by blowing up and
completely obliterating all of their Electric Generating Plants, Oil Wells and
Kharg Island (and possibly all desalinization plants!), which we have
purposefully not yet “touched.” This will be in retribution for our many
soldiers, and others, that Iran has butchered and killed over the old Regime’s
47 year “Reign of Terror.” Thank you for your attention to this matter.
